Funny Riddles

If you had five mango and two bananas in one hand and two mango and four bananas in the other hand.
what would you have?
Solution:
Very large hands.

Why is 6 so much afraid of 7 ?

Solution:
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Solution:
Because, people turn them on.

Triplets(Neha , Bandini & shivani) were born in August but their birthday is in December.
how come ?
Solution:
August is a town

What do you call a fish without an eye?
Solution:
fsh

no eye => no i
=> fish -i
=> fsh


When does an Indian Potato changes its nationality ?
Solution:
When it become french fires :-)
Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named priyanka.
The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave priyanka 10 apples. Why?
Solution:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
According to famous saying "Two's company, and three's a crowd "

then whats four and five ?
Solution:
Nine :)
What part of the Turkey has the most feathers ?
Solution:
The Outside

The Little ant seems to be always confused.
Do you know why ?
Solution:
because all his uncles are aunts
Where do fish keep their money ?

Solution:
On River Bank :-)
Why heat is consider faster than cold ?

Solution:
Why do Indian men eat more rice than Irish men do ?
Solution:
There are more Indian men than Irish men.

If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it?
Solution:
Himesh Reshamiya go for morning walk everyday.One day rain got started , he did not have any umbrella and wasn't wearing any hat.His clother got all wet , yet not a single hair on his head got wet.
How come ?
Solution:
Himesh Reshamiya is bald

Why did the beautiful girl throw the butter out of the window ?
Solution:
Because she wanted to see the butterfly (butter+fly)

There is something who can catch but cant throw ?
Solution:
Cold

Ten men were in a boat on the river Ganga. The boat turns over, and all men sink to the bottom of the river, yet not a single man got wet !

Why?
Solution:
Because they were all married and not single.