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Meet 5-year-old Han Jiaying, from Shenyang, China. This little girl discovered that she has a superpower that children all over the world wish they possessed. She can hypnotize animals with her touch and her voice.  The ability to seemingly hypnotize animals is a skill that has to be developed over time. The process, in scientific terms, is known as tonic immobility. By gently, but also firmly holding an animal in your hands and laying it on its side or back, you can illicit a natural reaction in the creature that exists to protect it from predators. The animal temporarily goes limp, hoping that a predator will fail to notice it, and eventually the animal’s muscles regain motion and it goes scampering on its way. To showcase the full array of her abilities, Han put to sleep a dog, a lizard, a chicken, a frog, and most impressive in my mind, a bunny. When she finished hypnotizing them, the animals’ limbs were limp. The chicken required a black cloth to cover its eyes,

In the city of Handan, located in the province of Hebei, employees are encouraging workers to wear masks when they are at their jobs in an effort to lessen the tension they feel.  The concept behind this approach is that Chinese workers believe that they are under constant pressure to control their facial expressions and must always be smiling when interacting with customers. This stress has been taking its toll on office productivity. But there is a deeper consequence to these employees constantly feeling that they have to be ‘on.’ According to reports, over 600,000 workers die in China each year from overwork.  If   other companies find that letting workers wear Guy Fawkes and No Face masks at work lowers that number, the government might look into mandating this policy nation-wide and buying everyone a Joker mask. Then everyone will always be smiling.

Shocking as an unidentified restaurant in China has upped the animal cruelty level against rats to a new level. According to reports two men are seen having lunch at the restaurant where they order beers. The two cold brews are each served with a rat attached, its arms and legs tied with wire to the bottle in the shape of an X. Both rats are still alive as demonstrated when they are repeatedly poked at with chopsticks. Once the two bottles are placed next to each other, the livelier of the two begins to chew on his compatriot’s nose.   Then the two bottles are clashed together and the ‘loser,’ whose rat dies first, has to pay for the meal. The restaurant owner feels that this activity ensures a higher quality establishment, free of pests, but also provides added benefits to the customers whose bodies more efficiently process their meals after engaging in the slaughter. While there is some medical evidence to suggest bodies’ process food more efficiently during a perio

Shocking as a 35 year, living in Calamba City, undergoes the numerous surgical procedures to transform into the Man of Steel: – Chin augmentation to achieve Superman’s strong cleft – A nose job (rhinoplasty) to make his schnozz look more like Christopher Reeves’ – Silicone injections into his lips to make them bigger (which always looks weird) – Implants into his thighs to make them bigger, because apparently lifting weights won’t do These procedures, and probably many more in the future, have been going on since 1995, and there’s really no telling when might stop. His home is filled with memorabilia such as posters, movies, and action figures, so if his appearance wasn’t enough of a tipoff that he’s obsessed with Superman, then his crazy appearance definitely will. It’s only a matter of time before he tries to fly. Only then will he realize just how foolish he’s been. He should just try and be Batman. At least that way he can wear a mask.

In Multan, Pakistan, a two-day-old girl lost her life five minutes after being buried alive by her father. Seven kilograms of mud was used to suffocate the poor infant, quickly taking her life. This ruthless father reportedly hated the child’s face because it was “large,” and used that as the reason to bury her. However, according to doctors, the baby was perfectly healthy, with no other impairments. The father had the courage to justify his horrible crime by saying, “It was my will because she was my child, and every person has the right to do anything with their children.” Meanwhile, the mother and everyone else involved grieved, while angry residents insisted that the father should be buried alive in the manner.